Me: Which sounds better, a burger or chicken?
M: Hmm… a bacon sandwich.
Me: Oh. Like a burger with bacon on it?
M: No, just the bacon.
Me: How’s your dinner?
Me: That’s good to hear. Which do you like better, the chicken or the macaroni and cheese?
M: The peel [by which he means the skin].
Tomorrow‘s prospects already have my cholesterol on the rise.